Post #1907: Liz Cheney’s new book

 

Oath and Honor.  Read it.

Whatever your political persuasion — and particularly if you are a Republican — give it a read.

Mostly, it’s a day-by-day summary of what went on in the period leading up to, during, and following the January 6th, 2021 rioting at the Capitol.

To a large degree, it’s just a well-written recitation of the facts.  Calls that occurred, memos that were circulated.  Who said what, when.  With some patriotic appeals thrown into the mix, leavened with some general Republicanism.

If you, like me, paid attention to the January 6th Committee hearings, or have perused their final report, you won’t find a lot of surprises. If nothing else, this book was a lot more concise and readable than the final report from that Committee.

It sounds dry as dust.  But it’s the opposite.  I couldn’t put it down.  I picked up a copy yesterday, finished it today.

In part, that’s because Cheney was Chair of the House Republican Conference at the time of the attack, and so was the number three person in House Republican leadership.   She gives fresh details about what was going on inside the House Republican Conference and within the Republican hierarchy, as Trump attempted to prevent the orderly transfer of power in the U.S.

Spoiler alert:  Republican leadership in general does not come off looking good.

But also, in part, it’s because Cheney is an excellent writer with a fine no-nonsense style.  If it’s a lie, she’ll call it a lie, and call the person who said it a liar.  Where she encounters disinformation and propaganda, those are the very words she uses to describe it.

But mostly, I think that she has nothing but contempt for people who do not respect the Constitution.  And she’s not at all shy about calling them out on that.  Things like elections, the rule of law, separation of powers, and the peaceful transfer of power matter deeply to her.

The patriotism and the writing are both refreshing and occasionally hilarious.  Even if I pretty much completely disagree with everything else she stands for.

Really, it’s a great read.  It’s worth it just for the anecdotes about Pelosi.

Not only is it currently the #1 selling book on Amazon, but Amazon is sold out.  I had to trudge to my local bricks-and-mortar Barnes and Noble for my copy.

Note:  Source for the Uncle Sam image is:  James Montgomery Flagg, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons


In related news

This book came out on December 5th, and the next day former speaker McCarthy announced his retirement from the House.  After reading this book, I wonder about the extent to which that’s cause-and-effect.

I don’t see how anybody could read this book — just reading the plain facts of what McCarthy said and did in response to Trump’s numerous attempt to disrupt the counting of the electoral votes, and so prevent the peaceful transfer of power — and ever have any dealings with him again.

In particular, don’t miss the part where she calls McCarthy “a pussy”.   But does it civilly and indirectly by agreeing with Trump, on that one point (page 174).  And goes on to explain why McCarthy so quickly caved to Trump after January 6th.  His dereliction of duty was, ultimately, all about the money (page 148).


Looking forward

Substantively, looking forward, I saw just two big takeaways from this book.

First, Congress fixed the ambiguities in the law governing the count of electoral votes.  In a two-page chapter titled “Never Again”, Cheney notes that the Congress rewrote the 1877 Electoral Count Act.

This was in response to three of Trump’s illegal schemes to remain in power:

  • Having state legislatures override the popular vote.
  • Presenting slates of fake Electoral College electors.
  • Having the Vice President reject electoral votes and so determine who would be the next President.

Whereas constitutional scholars already agreed that those were illegal, they are now made explicitly illegal in black letter law.  A succinct summary of what the Congress changed can be found on Senator Collins’ (R, Maine) website (reference, .pdf).

So, with any luck, never again will a sitting President attempt to overturn the outcome of an election by those means.  As Trump did.  In addition to organizing and sending a mob to disrupt the January 6th counting of the electoral votes. (And, of course, flatly asking state officials to commit vote fraud, as in telling the Georgia Secretary of State “find” another 11,780 votes for Trump, or risk criminal prosecution (reference).

Second, let me offer two quotes regarding a second Trump Presidency (emphasis mine):

"One thing was now unavoidably apparent to any objective observer:  Donald Trump had demonstrated that he is unfit for any office." (page 361).
"... They are working to return to office the man responsible for January 6th.  

We the people must stop them.  We are the only thing that can stop them.  This is more important than partisan politics.  Every one of us -- Republican, Democrat, Independent -- must work and vote together to ensure that Donald Trump and those who have appeased, enabled, and collaborated with him are defeated.

This is the cause of our time."  (page 368).

Post #1895: Home testing for airborne mold spores, a quick review of options

 

This is a quick review of home testing for airborne mold.

Bottom line:  I’m going to start with some $3-a-pop agar plates (Amazon).  Despite numerous drawbacks.

We’ll see what develops.

Note:  Results are shown in Post #1898.


Intro

I want to check a few areas of my home for an excess of airborne mold spores.  This is a shot in the dark, so I don’t want to spend a lot of money on it, if I can avoid doing that.

I could hire a pro to do that for me.  But, cost aside, do I really want my tester to be somebody who’s primarily in the business of selling mold remediation services?  Particularly when you can expect to find some level of mold more-or-less everywhere.

So, I’m scoping out the test-at-home market.

Here are my notes.  I knew zip about this, as of two hours ago.  Here’s what I’ve learned in two hours.


Testing for airborne mold spores.

The first split in the decision tree is whether you are testing for surface mold or airborne mold.

Surface mold is … mold growing on a surface.  With those, you swipe a surface, then test the swipe in some fashion.

That’s not what I’m looking for.  I want a test for airborne mold.

Airborne mold is mold spores suspended in the air.  (For all intents and purposes.)  Mold spores are reported to range from about 3 to 30 microns in size, so some of those will float long distances/stay suspended for long times, in air.  Some will not.  (The cutoff for “airborne” particles is conventionally taken at 5 microns.)

The first thing I learned about airborne mold tests is that the price of the test typically does not include the price of the lab analysis of the test.  A typical lab fee is $35-$40 per test, and most places say that you need a minimum of two — one outdoors, one inside — to test for excessive mold.

What, exactly, the “lab test” does, varies from type of test to type of test.  For the agar-plate-style tests, they identify the types of mold that are growing.  For the air-sample tests, I’m pretty sure they give you a count of spores found.

Three styles of tests

Petri-dish agar tests:  Crude, and cheap if read them yourself.  (Amazon example)  One type of test is a Petri dish coated with sterile growing medium.  Take a sterile dish, uncover it for an hour, in a room where the air has been undisturbed for a while.  Then cover it up for a couple of days, in a warm place, and see what grows.

These seem to be sold as either read-it-yourself or send-to-the-lab tests.  Read-it-yourself boils down to counting the number of mold colonies that have formed, regardless of size.  Most common rule seems to be that four and under, for a one-hour exposure, visible after two days, is OK.

So the test is crudely quantitative, in the sense that you may see few mold colonies, or you may see a lot.  But there’s no direct link between the number of colonies you see, and the actual amount of mold spores in the air.

As I read it, a lot of factors can partially compromise these tests.  Mainly, there are several ways in which you can get false negatives (no mold on agar plate, when unhealthful levels of mold are present).  And, based on photos, it’s surprisingly hard to count the mold colonies.

I view agar plates/Petri dishes as a form of one-way testing.  If you end up with a plate dotted with mold colonies, after the one-hour-exposure/two-day-incubation routine, then you’ve found something.  If you don’t get that, or don’t get it clearly, then it’s not clear what you can conclude.   In other words, they may sometimes tell you that you have a mold problem.  Plausibly, they are not reliable for indicating that you don’t have a mold problem.

Around $3 a plate if you just buy agar Petri dishes yourself.  Around $40 a test if you want ones that you can send to a lab, and have the lab read them.  For lab-read tests, it looks like a minimum of two tests — one outside your home, one inside.

Air sample testers:  Quantitative, must be lab read, pricey(Amazon example.) A second type of test uses an air filter and a fan (air pump).  This is lab-read-only, but it has two big advantages.  First, the in-home portion of the testing is done in under ten minutes.  (Versus having an open Petri dish sitting around for an hour).  And the test is quantitative — the lab reading will give you some idea of how much mold was in the air.

I only found one on the market, and that rounds to $300 for three usable indoor tests.  Minimum of two tests — one outside your home, one inside.

Plus, at the end of it, you’re left with yet another useless battery-powered device to get rid of.  In this case, it’s the “air pump” used to draw a known quantity of air through the filter medium.

Dust swab:  Like a COVID test.  (Amazon example.)  Yet a third type of test asks you to swab the dust in a room, and test that for mold.  That looks very much like a COVID test, so I assume there’s a reagent there that reacts to some surface compound commonly found on mold spores.

There’s some chance that, like a COVID test, the results are a simple yes/no.  Yes, mold is present in the dust.  No, it’s not, or not at detectable levels.  So I’d call this a non-quantitative test.

Around $40 a test.

PM 10 air quality meter:  No.  I already own a meter that monitors airborne particulates (so-called PM 2.5 and PM 10).  A quick back-of-the-envelope convinced me that a PM 10 air quality meter probably wouldn’t function well as a mold detector.  (Independent of the fact that all kinds of non-mold material could be in PM 10).  Near as I can tell, there’s just too little mold in the air, at the limit of what’s considered healthy, to trigger a PM 10 meter.


Decision

I bought 10 sterile agar-coated Petri dishes, at $3 each, from Amazon.  Unless I want to ship them off to a lab to be “read”, this seems adequate, at least for an initial check.

That, despite their lack of … well, pretty much everything you want in a test.  But the bottom line is that, under the right circumstances, this will send up a warning flag if excessive amounts of mold are present.

This whole exercise is a shot in the dark.  And I’m not even sure what “normal” mold levels would look like, on any of these tests.  So this seems like just about the right place to start.

Post #1894A: A minor technical followup on the NY Times/Siena poll results

I’m still looking for loopholes.  Hence, three remaining questions:

  • How was the sample selected, and in particular, did it require a successful match from voter record to cell phone record?
  • What was the overall response rate?
  • How well does this benchmark with the actual 2020 results?

L2 file?

After reading the end-notes on the detailed tabulations of the NY Times/Siena College poll, my main remaining question is:  What is the L2 file?

Survey respondents were chosen (in a sophisticated-but-neutral way) from persons on the L2 file.  That file is the “universe of observations” for the survey.

Based on the U. Penn description, the L2 file contains public information on about 200M persons who recently voted.  And, about 95 million cell phone numbers.

The file itself was developed by L2.com.  Having dealt with mailing-list vendors before, I recognized much of the subsidiary information that they merged onto the publicly-available voter records.

But if that’s an accurate description —  95M cell phones, 200M voters — then roughly speaking, a bit less than half the L2 file had phone numbers attached to the voter data.

Did this survey draw from persons on the L2 file who had a phone number listed?  Or did it draw from all persons on that file.  The documentation simply says:

The survey is a response rate-adjusted stratified sample of registered voters on the L2 voter file.

I’m pretty sure they meant response-rate-adjusted, that is, they adjusted the likelihood of being sampled based on some prior estimate of likely non-response rate.

In any case, if the U. Penn description is correct, then this is a valid question to ask. Along with the obvious followup:  If it’s persons with listed cell phone, could that matching process — the process that added the cell phone number to the voter record — possibly have induced a bias?

Response rate?

The other thing not stated was the response rate.  They said that 94% of the people they called “were reached” on the phone.  Like this:

 Overall, 94 percent of respondents were reached on a cellular telephone.

But you’re left guessing as to what the actual response rate was.  At least, as far as I could tell, from the documentation cited above.  (The “reached” figure speaks more to the validity of the added phone data, than to the response rate. You can reach me, and I can say “no thanks”.)

Don’t people lie (on average) about how they voted in past elections?

That said, the big advantage this survey has is that it shows a modest win for Biden in these states, in 2020.  That is, it corresponds to the actual 2020 results.

Whatever their methodology goes, it accurately shows that Biden won the popular vote, by a small margin, in 2020.  It’s hard to say that the 2024 projection is hugely biased in some fashion, when you can see that no such bias exists for the actual 2020 results (as estimated from this poll).

Then I got to wondering:  Don’t people lie, after the fact, about having voted for the winner?

The problem is that if I Google anything near that topic, all I get is stuff about the 2020 election.  So any answer to whether or not this is material — if people tend to say they voted for the winner — will have to wait until I figure out some better way to find an answer to that.

 

 

Post #1894: Commentary on the NY Times/Siena College poll results.

 

I find myself grasping at straws, trying to explain away the NY Times/Siena College polling results showing Biden soundly losing to Trump in 2024.

This survey predicts Trump taking five out of six swing states in 2024: Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Nevada.  But not Wisconsin.  Source:  This

Having spent some time down in the details, let me summarize:  A poll that correctly reproduces the 2020 Biden win (in six swing states) now calls for a big 2024 loss. 

Worse, it’s a good poll.  By which I mean, a well-executed poll.  I saw almost nothing in methods that I strongly disagreed with.  (And I used to be in the statistics biz.)


Insert rambling detail here

I have to admit that I woke up just totally pissed off about this poll. After my wife clued me in on it yesterday.  Her response to the results was “people suck and I hate them all”.  Seems like a valid viewpoint.

I just plain wanted it to be wrong.  That’s not science.  I looked for obvious errors, and didn’t see any.  So far.  FWIW.  It’s the gold standard — the best available estimate of how these swing states are likely to vote.

Here’s my take on the main message:

Biden’s too old. 

And other stuff, sure.

Weirdly, the main writeups seem to skirt this issue.  But to my eye, this is something that everybody agreed on.

Separately, smears work, disinformation wins.  Seemed like more than half of everybody think Joe Biden’s dirty, and has taken payments from China and Ukraine.   Which, as far as actual evidence goes?  In any case, one President makes his tax returns public, one does not, I’m gonna stick with the one who does.

Yes but.

And now, from the Democratic side of things, comes a string of “yes, buts.”

There’s some nuance to it, but I think I can boil them down as:

Yes, Biden’s too old.  But if my only alternative to Biden is Trump, then “too old” doesn’t exist.  If Biden’s breathing, I’m voting for him.

And I have some reasons for preferring Biden.  In no small part, it’s fair to expect Biden to assemble a far more competent team than Trump.  Fewer cronies, fewer toadies.  Fewer of his own children, for that matter.  And for sure, with Biden, we’ll likely have fewer Chairmen of the Joint Chiefs mockingly threatened with execution.

So you can “yes, but” it to your heart’s desire.  Yes Biden’s 80.  But Trump’s 77, fat, and his dad died following a period of dementia.)  Yes, Biden sometimes does old-guy stuff, but Trump rarely utters a coherent sentence.  If I gotta listen to one old fart ramble, please let it be Biden, and not Trump.

And there’s that whole fate-of-the-Democracy thing.  We got one joker in the Senate, saving up military appointments.  Hell, what worked for McConnell for the Supreme Court sure ought to work for the military.  Given how much Trump admires dictators, the idea of a military run top-to-bottom by Trump acolytes does not appeal to me.

But he’s stuck.

And I mean Joe Biden.

Is there any way that Biden could withdraw from the race?  I’m not seeing it.

Wouldn’t he then be obliged to support his vice-president, as the Democratic presidential candidate?

Do you think that America is ready to vote for a Black woman, to be President?  Separately, do you think Harris is a good candidate?

My answer is no and no.  I don’t see Harris as a viable winning Presidential candidate.  So Biden’s stuck there.  If he drops out in a normal and reasonable fashion, then the Dems lose in 2024.

So he can’t agree that he’s too old.  Even if he thinks he is.  And he can’t drop out, for that or any other reason.  He options are to fight one more election.  Or to lose.  No reasonable person can expect Biden not to fight for it.

Post #1890: Vote-by-mail … maybe?

 

Edit:  11:30 AM Monday 11/6/2023 — no change. 

I finally gave up and emailed the elections office.  Sure, they have my ballot.  They’ve had it for more than a week now.  And it’s been accepted.

The problem is Fairfax County’s description of the ballot tracking system.  They say it tracks your ballot.  Right up to the point where they’ve accepted it as valid.  Full stop.

They don’t say that it only tracks ballots returned by mail.  Which appears to be the case.  So the accurate description of absentee voting is that if you do the entire transaction by mail, they’ll let you know when your ballot was received and accepted.  But if you drop the ballot in a drop box, you get no further information.

I didn’t expect to that, because you have the right to “perfect” (i.e., correct) your mail-in ballot if you filled it out wrong, e.g., failed to fill in the date.  If you mail it back, you get an on-line site where you can find out if your ballot was defective.  But if you drop it in a drop box, it’s up to the County to track you down, if they can. 

Original post follows:

I like to vote by mail.

Among the things I like about it is that the mail ballot is tracked across four “handoffs”:

  • Office of Elections to USPS
  • USPS to you
  • You, back to USPS, filled out.
  • USPS to Office of Elections

Fairfax Country knows who has my ballot, based on those four handoffs.

Except when it doesn’t.  As above.  Which happens to depict the incorrect-and-getting-incorrecter status of my ballot.

My ballot’s real status is that I had it for a month, I filled it out and dropped it in a drop box over the weekend.

The County, by contrast, thinks the USPS has still has it, and never delivered it to me.  (It must not have been scanned as “delivered” by my carrier.)

For the nerds among you, note that the extremely long time apparently held by the USPS set off no red flag with the County?  Possibly, once the letter leaves the mail carrier’s hand un-scanned, that error cannot be easily fixed.  There’s no longer anything to “scan out” that’s in the possession of the USPS. 

I’m sure all will work out in the end, but still … it’s not what I wanted to see.

 

Post #1869: Manhattan marijuana miasma, part 2

 

 

Source:  The New York Times.

In my just-prior post, I asked why the sidewalks reek of  marijuana smoke in some parts of York City.   Vastly more than, say, the smell of cigarette smoke.  This, despite almost never actually seeing anyone smoking dope, when I was in Manhattan last week.

It was a conundrum.  How could the sidewalk air be saturated with the odor of marijuana, but actual, observable marijuana smokers were few and far between?

I think the answer to that riddle is simple:  Burning marijuana really stinks.  That is, the odor of burning marijuana is potent.  It takes a large volume of fresh air to dilute it down to the point where you can no longer smell it.  Turning that on its head, a lungful of marijuana smoke can stink up a far larger volume of air than the equivalent amount of cigarette smoke.

Based on a single measurement, casually reported in a single article, using “odor units”, the odor of marijuana smoke was maybe 300 times as potent as the odor of cigarette smoke. Continue reading Post #1869: Manhattan marijuana miasma, part 2

Post #1671, reposted: The future belongs to Boaty McBoatface, or, Why it’s time to cash in my I-bonds.

 

Edit:  I originally posted this back in January 2023, as Post #1671.  I didn’t cash in my government bonds at the time.

Yesterday I came across the phrase “the crumbling of the American political system”, and it really resonated. 

I mean, come on, seriously, how many unprecedented events have to occur before you realize that this time, it really is different.  To put it plainly, I think the “red Caesar” totalitarians are going to win, riding on the backs of the ignorant. 

With the House unable to function more-or-less indefinitely, the Supreme Court a corrupt arm of the Republican party, and the propaganda machinery running full-bore, all we need now is a good, stiff economic recession to ignite the flame. Any appeal to “checks and balances” and “free press” to prevent this is just so much whistling in the dark.

I guess what I’m saying is that, right now, it does indeed look as if the U.S.A. has been McBoatfaced.

I think I’ll buy some more gold.  Not a good investment, but it makes me feel better.

Original post follows.

Normally my posts tend to be reality-based and fact-oriented.

Today, by contrast, I’m having a hard time dealing with reality, so I’m going to blather about the current state of affairs in the U.S.A.

I will eventually get around to those I-bonds.  But it’s not exactly a direct route.


Business 101:  Scope of authority should match scope of responsibility.

Your scope of authority is the stuff you have control over. Things you can change.  Decisions that you get to make.  That sort of thing.

Your scope of responsibility is the stuff you’ll be held accountable for.  Financially, legally, morally, socially, or whatever.  It’s all the stuff that, if it goes wrong, you take the blame and/or penalty.  And if it goes right, you get the praise and/or reward.

If you’ve ever taken a class on how to manage a business, you’ve almost certainly heard some version of the maxim above.  In an ideal business — and maybe in an ideal world — each person’s scope of authority and scope of responsibility would coincide.

Where scope of authority exceeds scope of responsibility, you get irresponsible decision-making.  The decision-maker doesn’t have to care about the consequences of the decision.

Where scope of responsibility exceeds scope of authority, you get stress.  A classic case might be where a customer screams at a waiter over the quality of the food.  It’s not as if the waiter cooked it.  But the waiter is held responsible for it.

This is really not much deeper than saying that you should be held accountable for your decisions.  And, conversely, that you shouldn’t be held accountable for things outside your control.


Boaty McBoatface:  This is what happens when you violate Business 101.

Source:  Wikipedia

You can read the full saga on Wikipedia or the New York Times.

Briefly:  About a decade ago, an arm of the British government (the NERC) decided to make a major investment in a nearly $300M polar research ship.  That ship has the serious mission of measuring the effects of climate change in the earth’s polar regions.

As the ship neared completion, it required a name.  And so, to gin up popular support, they decided to choose the name of this new capital vessel via internet poll.

Hijinks ensued, in the form of the most popular name, by a wide margin, being Boaty McBoatface. The name was, in fact, suggested as a joke.  The guy who suggested it eventually sort-of apologized for doing so.  But it won handily.

In the end, the NERC reneged and gave the ship a properly serious name (the RRS Sir David Attenborough).   But they did name one of the autonomous submersibles the Boaty McBoatface.  As shown above, courtesy of Wikipedia.

This was a classic violation of Business 101.  The scope of authority — the right to name the ship — was handed to an anonymous internet crowd who bore no responsibility whatsoever for their actions.  Meanwhile, the people responsible for paying for and running the ship had, in theory, no control whatsoever over the name.

This is hardly the first time that a seemingly serious internet poll led to a frivolous outcome.  But it was such a stunning backfire that “McBoatface” has now become a verb in its own right, per the Wiktionary:

Verb

Boaty McBoatface (third-person singular simple present Boaty McBoatfaces, present participle Boaty McBoatfacing, simple past and past participle Boaty McBoatfaced)
  1. (neologism) To hijack or troll a vote, especially one held online, by supporting a joke option. [from 2016]
    
    

Did we just McBoatface the U.S. House of Representatives?

In the U.S., an election is an anonymous poll in which those casting votes bear no individual responsibility for the consequences.

It’s hard for me to see much difference between that, and a typical internet poll.  Other than the fact that it’s difficult to vote twice.  And that some people actually do take elections seriously.

I guess it’s a bit pejorative to suggest that the current chaos in the House of Representatives has occurred because we McBoatfaced the last election.  Still, you have to wonder about the people who voted for candidates whose sole promise was to be loud and disruptive, and do their darnedest to interrupt the normal business of government.  Did they think that would be fun prank, the same as the McBoatface voters?  Own the libs, or whatever.  Or was that really their serious and thoughtful goal?

At least their candidates seem to be carrying through on their campaign promises.


What people are getting backwards about the current situation.

Here’s one that kind of cracks me up, but kind of doesn’t.  You hear a lot of people saying that the lack of a functioning House is OK, because the Federal government already passed a budget for FY 2023.  They won’t have to face that task until this fall.

I think that’s backwards.

Rephrased:  Senate Republicans saw this predictable train wreck months ago, and so worked with Democrats to pass the current (2023) FY budget.  That’s presumably because they already knew (or strongly suspected) that the House wouldn’t be capable of doing that.

Re-interpreting today’s events:  The predicted chaos has come to pass.  I’d have to bet, then, that there will be no new budget for the next fiscal year, and no increase in the debt ceiling.

The currently-funded fiscal year (2023) ends on 9/30/2023.  So that’s a known.  Even then, I believe that entitlement programs (Social Security, Medicare) remain funded.  It’s only the “discretionary” part of the budget that is not.

But as to when, exactly, we hit the debt ceiling, nobody can quite say.  Consensus seems to be mid-2023.

At that point, the Federal government will continue to make what payments it can.  So, likely, Social Security checks will continue to go out.  (Figuratively speaking — I don’t think they’ve mailed out physical checks in decades.) Other payments will not be made.


On lock-picking, McBoatfacing, and I-bonds

Source:  Covertinstruments.com

Which brings me to my final speculation.  Everybody is working under the assumption that, eventually, this will all get straightened out.  Somebody will figure out some way to rein in the House of Representatives so that they can do their required business.

By contrast, I keep asking myself, what if this is as good as it gets?

What if the house is permanently McBoatfaced? 

Back when I was a kid, we had joke Presidential candidates.  Comedian Pat Paulson was one.   There was a movement to elect the fictional TV character Archie Bunker as U.S. President.  And so on.  But everybody knew they were jokes, or that they were fictional characters.

Enter Representative Santos of New York.  Line, meet blur.  The people of that district definitely elected a fictional character.  They were simply not aware of it at the time.  To which we can add a handful of Republican house members whose sole platform appears to have been being mad as hell, and stating their unequivocal unwillingness to go along with anything required to conduct the business of government.  I guess we all now know they weren’t kidding.

A couple of days back, a friend asked me to see if I could open a couple of old suitcases that had belonged to her grandmother. Luckily, I happened  to own the Covert Companion (r) tool, pictured above.  The version I use has a few tools to help with what are called “low skill” attacks on locks.  (“Low skill” being an accurate description of my lock-picking ability).  Because I happened to own those crude little pieces of steel circled above, I had relatively little problem opening the simple warded locks on those suitcases.

But if I hadn’t had the tools, I’d have been helpless.  The only way to open the suitcase would have been to destroy it.  It’s a case of any tool, no matter how crude, being better than no tool at all.

Right now, I’m not seeing the tools in hand to fix the U.S. House.  Not even the crudest tactic that could possibly resolve the current impasse, let alone get the place functional going forward.  And, unlike those old suitcases, nobody has the power to destroy it, to achieve some end.  The House works the way it works, or doesn’t, until such time as it works well enough to change the way it works.  Which can’t happen.  Because right now, it’s not working.

Which finally brings me to I-bonds.  Is it smart to own I-bonds when the House is broken?

I’ve owned these for decades.  In fact, they are so old that they are going to quit paying interest just a few years from now.  Pre-tax, they pay just a bit more than the rate of inflation.  Most of the decades that I have owned them, they’ve paid little more than zero.  But now, as these things are reckoned, they are paying pretty well, compared to the alternatives.

But that high rate of return means nothing if you can’t spend it.  And of all the people the Federal government could choose to stiff, in the event of a permanent failure to fund the government or raise the debt ceiling, I’d bet that small bondholders would be right at the top of the list.  (N.B., I-bonds are marketed at small savers, with a purchase limit of $5000 per person per year.)

In any case, my conclusion is that if the House is permanently McBoatfaced, I might be wise to cash those I-bonds before we hit the debt limit sometime this summer.  Otherwise, I just get the feeling that the longer this goes on, the longer it’s going to go on.  Combined with the feeling that maybe this is as good as it gets.  That there is no tool for fixing it.

And that if everybody has their hand out, to the Feds, I’m going to end up at the back of the line.

I told you I’d get to I-bonds eventually.  It just took a while.